I was invited along to a cheese and wine tasting night. I thought I’d go along, see what it was all about. It was good. Drank a little wine, ate a little cheese. But it started to get weird towards the end when people had had a few. I don’t know if you’ve ever been to these kinds of parties, but it’s not the kind I’d usually go to. Normally, this time of the night, someone’s either busting out the Class A’s or there’s a big bowl full of keys going about. But these guys, bit more classy, cheese and wine tasting, they start getting out all these fortified wines for us to try. They made a little game out of it. They called it ‘A Question of Port’.